Ever heard of the Kama Sutra? How would you define it, exactly? Well, a book? Duuh! A study of the old Indian Art of Loving, Socialising and Courting, written by a man called Vatsyayana, back in the 900s, etc. etc.. My kinda book! *grin* I'm not sure, but if pain is involved, I'd love to try. Hehehe. A book? Well, if you say it is... then... it probably is. Very good. I know what it is, question is - is it useful, and how can I use it to my advantage? Disgusting! *sniff* It's a slightly boring book, but it's got herbal recipies in the end, so it's OK.
How would you prefer to die? I don't know, but it'll be a great learning opportunity! Violently, I hope I get brutally murdered or ritually sacrificed or something! In battle, or while making love. I'd go with the last one. Doesn't matter, death comes to us all. On my own, far away from everyone else! Eww, I don't like the word "dying"... it sounds so... FINAL! Sooner or later. *shrugs* I'll die when I've finished what I was sent here for. Or before, but then I'd have to come back and do it all over again.
What is your idea of the meaning of life? Life is to help other people. It's 42. I don't think you quite understand the question. The meaning of life is to win. Life is learning. "Life! Don't talk to me about life." Life is death, death is life. Life is finding a good cause and work for it. Life is to create peace in the world.
Your views on sex? Sex is necessary for procreation. There are more important things in life. A great way to spend an evening. Sex is interesting. As long as both are in on it, it's enjoyable. Fun, but you should always use protection. The more the merrier! There's nothing like a good spanky!
What phrase are you most likely to say, or say a lot? "Have you ever thought about..." or "What if..." "I read that in the Encyclopaedia Britannica" or "I saw that on the Discovery Channel." "Yes, yes, yees, YEEEEES!!" or "Is that a gun in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?" "Hail Satan!" or "*weird incantation, Dragon Rouge style*" "Stop arguing and listen to me" or "Why can't we all just get along?" "There must be a change! We can't let these people rule the nation!" or "Read - my - lips! No - more - tax!" "Watch me give a damn" or "Gah. Men!" "Are you all right?" or "How are you feeling?"
What is/was your favourite school subject(s)? Like I would tell you! Anything resembling health and caring. Political studies. Anything vaguely juridical. Gymnastics/sports/P.E. Philosophy and psychology. History and religion. History. No, science. No, English. No, Religion. No... (etc., which means you can't decide because you have too many)
What did you want to be when you grew up, when you were a child? Philosopher, priest/priestess. Teacher, librarian, author, journalist, guru/oracle. Superhero! Warrior, soldier, officer, police person, firefighter. Old-style witch/magician, ruler of the world, terrorist, dictator. Doctor, nurse, psychiatrist, psychologist, dentist, healer (alternative medicine doctor). Career person, director, self-employed. Politician, president, King/Queen. Lawyer, negociator, ambassador, judge, attourney.
Which kind of book characters appeal most to you? The Cairhienin. The Forsaken. The Wise Ones. The Atha'an Miere. The Aes Sedai. The Ogier. The Tuatha'an. The Aiel.
What is your favourite thing to watch on TV? E.R., Chicago Hope, The Flying Doctors, Children's Hospital. Prisoner, Ellen, Xena - Warrior Princess. CNN News, political debates. Charmed, The X-Files, Poltergeist - The Legacy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel. L.A. Law, Ally McBeal, and documentary soaps. Hercules, NYPD Blue, CSI, London's Burning, Murder One. MacGuyver, and any program on Discovery Channel or National Geographic. I don't watch TV.
What historical event was the most important, in your view? The birth of Jesus Christ. The signing of the peace treaty at Versailles after World War I. Gutenberg and his invention of the book printing machine. The invention of democracy. World War II. The Suffragette movement and fighting for women's liberation & rights. The Inquisition and the Black Death. The discovery of penicillin.
Who do you admire the most? Florence Nightingale, famous nurse. (Er. I don't have a quote from her to be honest) Aleister Crowley, British occultist ("Have sex with me so I can write weird books about it, or I will feed you to my friend Beelzebub". Well, he probably said that, anyway, so let's not split hairs here, OK!). Susan Johnson, American women's rights activist. ("Let us vote, you male chauvunist bastards!" Yet again, I'm guessing.) Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister ("Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few". They sure don't make speeches like that nowadays). John F Kennedy, American President ("Ich bin ein Berliner" which means "I am a donut". Boo-boo-be-doo.). Robert Jordan, American author ("The Wheel of Time turns as..." well, duuuh!). Kofi Annan, African UN leader. (He's probably said a lot of wise things, but I don't know any by heart, or can make one up) René Descartes, French philosopher ("I think, therefore I am").
What is your biggest dream? Peace on earth. Dreams? I live in reality. Freedom and democracy worldwide. That everyone in the world could read and write, and get a proper education. Total equality between the sexes. Multiple orgasms, every time. That they find a cure for cancer. To have a demon as a pet.
What is your view of God (a higher power)? A Higher Power/God loves us all, and gives us strength. Not God. GodDESS! I believe in God/Higher Power. If there is a God, why does he allow such cruelty in the world? God? Rubbish! I don't believe in God! My humble opinion is that all religions ever did was causing trouble. My research shows... well... that there is a higher power or energy around us. The only divinity around here is ME!
At what point did you feel most alive, most in tune with yourself? Whenever I win an argument. When I cured myself/someone using only herbs and healing. When I was mediating between two fighting friends. During a political debate. Every time I have sex or do sports. When I tried invoking some low-level demon. Whenever I come up with a brand new philosophical idea. While reading or writing something really good.
What is your favourite animal? Cat. Snake. Swan. Owl. Dog. Elephant. Rabbit. Cow.
How would other people describe you? Intelligent, real-life encyclopaedia, book-worm, absent-minded. Egoistic, dark & dangerous, possibly evil-ish, weird. Fair, devoted, hard to get a straight answer from. Caring, considerate, health-freak. Independent, easily upset, emotional. Harmonious, peaceful, steps inbetween when people argue. A nymphomaniac who helps out when people are in trouble or in danger. Cold, logical, thoughtful.
What are your views on Magick and paranormal phenomena? Very fascinating stuff, I know all about it. I don't just believe in it, I practice it as well! I'll believe it when I see it. I believe it might work. The power of the mind is incredible. It cannot be proven scientifically. What's life without a little mystery now and then? I don't know. Rubbish! There is no such thing!
What song title would describe your life, views, or feelings? "Master of Puppets" (Metallica) or "You're The Devil In Disguise" (tha King - Elvis Presley). "The Bad Touch" (Bloodhound Gang) or "You're In The Army Now" (Status Quo). "ABC" or "What A Wonderful World This Would Be" (Sam Cooke). "Imagine" (John Lennon) or "What If God Was One Of Us" (a woman I can't recall the name of). "Give Me Peace On Earth" (Modern Talking, again!) or "Hand In Hand" (an Olympics song from the 80s). "God Save The Queen" or any other national anthem. "I Hate You So Much Right Now!" (eh. The one with the big hair) or "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" (Nancy Sinatra). "Love Hurts And Love Heals" (...Chris Norman?) or "Doctor For My Heart" (Modern Talking. Yes, I admit, I love 'em).
Do you have nightmares? Yeah, and I look forward to next time! Only when I'm unbalanced. Yes. Not very often, I have other things on my mind. Occasionally, but I always find a perfectly good explanation for them. I used to, but not anymore. Sometimes, and I'm always the center of attention in them! No, never!
What is your favourite kind of book and/or movie? Action, erotics, war. One where I can think for myself. Feminist propaganda. Reality-based dramas, love stories. Fact or fiction, comedy or drama - I read and see it all! Criminal mysteries, drama. Anything, as long as it MEANS something. Thrillers, horror movies, scary things.
What do you prefer to be dressed in? Whatever I choose to put on! Practical clothes. Comfortable clothes. As little clothes as humanly possible... if I can't find any uniforms or camouflage clothes, that is. Good-looking clothes. Preferably trendy. Doesn't matter, as long as it's black. I have a penchant for leather, though... Clothes. I don't really care, I just put on whatever I can find in the closet.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I haven't thought about it yet... I only get one thing? Gee, I don't know... My body. My life. I'm quite happy the way I am. I'm far too honest! No one can tell me I'm not good enough as I already am! ...There is always room for medical improvement, I guess...
Favourite plant/tree/flower? Aloe vera, tea tree, ginseng root, echinacea, eucalyptus. The cactus plant has always appealed to me for some mysterious reason. One with a nice colour, like... bluebells. I can't decide. Which one do you prefer? I don't like flowers! ...Unless they're dead! Red roses. Jasmine. That sort of thing. Oak trees, actually, but the one Carl Linnaeus named Theobroma is a really nice one as well, hehehe... Peppermint will do. Plus it tastes great.
What is your favourite colour? White. Brown. Green. Black. Gray. Blue. Red. Yellow.
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